moar tools
Friday, October 30th, 2009A couple of our best friends signed an offer sheet on their first house yesterday. And that, my friends, is exciting. Why? Because you now have the perfect excuse to buy tools, and as I’ve said before, tools are awesome. As a bonus, when you have a basement, you have plenty of room to store tools. Life is perfect.
Ideally the procurement of tools happens over time, and it’s always important to start with the basics. You need a good set of screw drivers and a good drill. If you’re going to do any type of car work, a set of sockets is the necessary next step along with a full spread of combination wrenches. There are always little things like side cutters or pliers to purchase. And then there are power tools, oh yes, power tools.
The real fun starts to occur when you specialize in certain areas or open up your skill set and learn something new. Pretty soon you’ll need a tile saw, or a drywall saw, or monkey wrenches and a propane torch. This is when the magic happens.
When it comes to specialized tools, few fields surpass car maintenance. I have special sockets, and crow’s foot oxygen sensor wrenches, and pilot bearing pullers and, well I’ll stop now in case Leah reads this. My new favorite arrived in the mail last week. It does one thing, and one thing only. It’s a valve spring compressor for the BMW S38 and S14 engines. It’s also 12″ long and would be a good substitute part for a captain hook costume.
I like the scene in “Gran Torino” where Thao stands in awe of Clint Eastwood’s character’s tool collection and frets that he can’t buy all those tools. As Clint says, you do acquire tools over a lifetime. I have my grandpa’s 3/8″ socket wrench in the basement. Good hand tools often outlive their owners. As much as I was impressed by Eastwood’s collection even he didn’t have a bridgeport mill and TIG welder. Wuss.
Muahahahahahahahahaha. Be afraid Leah, be very afraid.


